it doesn't mae me god, the fact that I am god makes getting dressed futile and tedious... btw i am still drunk
you were convinced campus grass and foliage would give you your daily serving of vegetables to balance out the amount of alcohol you drank.
I think I have swimmer's ear. From his tongue.
Someone sharpied 'shit show' on my tits. Someone with excellent penmanship
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
You're the only person i know who can laugh and talk while puking
I've been meaning to ask you. The first night in the city did we do key bumps with a suicidal homeless man? My memory is fuzzy
As we were fooling around he told me he was conceived on this bed like it would turn me on.
Slept in my car last night. It snowed. I peed on the street. Hello 29...
my math prof is telling us what to do in a gun fight. i dont want to live in oakland anymore.
Need your help. Dad's drunk and trying to build a still in the basement.
NM he's asleep in a pile of towels. They need to ease people back into Hockey Night in Canada.
he was having a black light party and drinking manischewitz wine out of a three foot tall trophy he stole from mcdonald's...that's when I decided it was time to leave
So I had sex with a hook nosed, lisping masadonian last night.
Glad that degree in literature is paying off. Nice adjectives. Maybe set the bar a little higher though?
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
did you call me last night and say you were being kidnapped?
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