she has a tiny mouth but huuuge vocal chords
If only Ben were 51% gay instead of 49%
Come here. I'm drunk. Family Function. Intense Pro-life vs. Pro-choice debate. Bring Republicans.
he sat in the bathtub shirtless yelling in gibberish for 40 minutes. funniest. stoner. ever.
i just lost my virginity over my 3 hour lunch break..
u hav a 3 hour lunch break?!
i like how the length of my lunch break is the thing that phases u
when i got there he was on top of an air mattress in the middle of the pool with a bag of doritos and a 40 telling people he needed his space.
I can't believe you just thanked me for a blowjob on my Facebook wall...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
Somehow me not being able to breathe due to cocaine doesn't seem very domesticated.
Burnt my ear trying to use the bathroom blow dryer as a telephone.
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
YOU MAKE ANAL SEX SOUND LIKE A SPORTING EVENT
i read his ps3 instant messaging thing... he's meeting a guy to have sex. i think your boyfriend's gay
He was a Cher impersonator. They are the draggest of queens
Why would you ask him if you could lick his chest?
He has a very lickable chest
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