belinda wants 2 know wr u got ur butt pads
i dont wear butt pads that thang is au naturel
Yeah...right...LMAO
Nice. Sry i missed. Also sorry that i pissed on my toothbrush last nite
Sink seemed easy target but balance was no good
I just saw a like a 30 person deep walk of shame... it was like the million man march but with dorm chicks
Dude just fell down the stars trying to leave class early, the prof just looks down at him and says"thats what you get"
i would hope so, cause i don't think 'i drove off the road because i was getting some head' is covered in insurance
She just hopped out of the car at a red light to pet the baby Jesus in the nativity scene.
Not worth it.
Our date was amazing and I would like to reward you with a blow job under your desk.
I can pencil you in at 3:30
So Monday we're lesbians.
Deal. This decision is final and any rebates on this will result in losing an eyeball.
I think these people may actually be nudists. You know it's bad when I feel uncomfortable.
In related news, I couldn't want to blow you more if your dick made harmonica noises.
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
He called his dick the "gentle giant"
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
honestly performing my own hysterectomy would hurt less than my cramps right now.
We have massive handle of kettle and a rack of hi life
That's the happiest ive ever been at 7:48 am....
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