Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
since when did accompanying a guy to a wedding mean that anal was required that night?
i had 75 notifications coming from ur status. here i was thinking i had friends.
it's so much work when my dad takes my car to get fixed, i had to take out the bottles, condoms, and my pipe
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
So the bros are yelling at another bro to get that dildo off the roof. And there is indeed a dildo looking object on the roof.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I am convinced that after two dates and a few adult sleepovers that he still doesn't know my name.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
I'm home alone for the next hour and a half, I expect soup and and a willing attitude to do drugs from one of or both of you girls.....annnnnd go
Betting for two different teams with two different guys is the best. Time to get $100 by one guy and laid by the other!
I swear to god if I have to repeat this to you one more mother fucking time I will flip fucking shit and acidic rain will pour down upon your mother fucking soul
I would rather suck a dick or two than go there
you were trying to drink the laundry detergent and yelling blue drankkkkk
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