I'm kindof freaked out about my cock not getting up this morning. Cove over later so I can sort this out. Do not post this on texts from last night.
Damn that would have been a great one. Hahah and don't worry...
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
If Jimminey Cricket were here with me he would be so disappointed.
you know how i said i wouldn't send that pic message of your lofted bed falling from you fucking a fat chick? that was after i sent it to your mom
I just packed a bowl in my room and use glad press n' seal to cover it so it wouldn't dump out in my pocket .
She rolled a blunt with one hand...and instantly I had a boner, I'm going to marry this girl.
She was mid-sentence and then BOOM the hammock broke off the tree. I about pissed myself. Hot Sprite and Vodka make the world go round.
Had sex and ran 2.8 miles all before 7:30am. This is going to be a very productive Monday.
What's more awkward than your little brother in law screaming, "I SAW YOUR TITTIES" at the breakfast table?
His step dad chiming in on the jokes.
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
Just switched my underwear without taking my pants off don't ever be ashamed to be related to me
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
Someone younger than me just got married. Send help and vodka
I wrote an entire paper in under an hour about The Nightmare Before Christmas. I was also high as shit and pretty sure I dedicated half the page to the animation but still.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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