NO FUCKING WAY. PLEASE MAKE HER IMPLANT THAT POOR KID INTO A RESPONSIBLE UTERUS.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
We had like 4 guys come over and buy us all drinks as an excuse to hit on Kendra. Hanging out with her is now officially fiscally responsible.
after I pulled back my foreskin she said, "cool like a transformer". I really like her now.
Going to have to start putting down newspaper if puking the bed is going to be a habit
Underwear, t-shirt, bottle of Pinot Grigio and Golden Girls. I've hit a new level of homosexual.
i hate going to her parties because i always know everyone there which means everyone knows my ex which means i wont get laid
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
I just used a thesaurus to write a sext...
It's statistically impossible for there not to be at least one guy sexting you right now
It gave me the St Patrick's Day nickname Slutty McShitfaced. I've never felt so understood.
Will you skip merrily into hell with me?
That cat I follow on Facebook beat cancer so we're drinking tonight in celebration
my dad just built a flame thrower.. you should probably get here
Stop trying to mix nacho cheese and sex. Guys don’t want hot cheese near their junk. Pick a better fetish
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