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Babe...You're really smothering me right now
yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
True story: Just left my solo cup on a cop car. Yesss
i just used a pokemon card to do blow. i need an adult. now.
Yes but life is bad with poopy sheets
I'm pretty sure he's lost all respect for me. it probably happened somewhere around the time i had officially slept with every single one of his friends..
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
She was wasted talking to my dad about the hunger games than she passed out in the shower and flooded the hotel room...
I made friends with the delivery guy because he had beautiful dread locks and was a Zelda fan. He texted me after he left saying he wasn't trying to be creepy but we should be friends. We're hanging out tomorrow.
How does this kind of shit happen to you?!
I think it says something about my sobriety when I don't notice a Taco Bell wrapper stuck to my ass until I'm in the shower...
Thanks. It's every girl's dream, right? To blow a bald marketing consultant 12 years her senior?
My sister's exploding appendix just cock blocked me...
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
I have a burn on my hand, I'm covered in bruises, I think my toe is broken, and I have no clothes to wear home.
She was blowing air into green onions and tying knots in them to make "balloons"
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