If no ones going to say it, then I will. Vanessa Hudgens boobs are weird looking
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
We all make mistakes. Just lock them up deep down inside your mind so they can surface as weird sexual fantasies it takes your therapist years to decipher when your 40
i swear to god if you did anything to my honey bunches ill remove all the oats and shove them up your dickhole then play pinata with my foot to knock them all back out
Opened the apartment door and the smell of sex and weed literally slapped me across the face. Kudos.
I sent him a tit pic on accident and he replied with "nice ass"
Stocking up on Wasabi powder. Nobody's tampons are safe.
I pretended to be blind and he pretended to be my assistant and long story short, we had to buy that bra and panty set, and now we're both banned from Victoria's Secret AND I have a cum stained demi cup.
I'm not in the business of asking people about their lizard
I meant his actual lizard not his manhood
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
So my dad just asked, "did you leave without pants a lil bit ago?"
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