I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
it's too hot outside to masturbate.
oh so you have enough money for the third eye blind concert but not enough for the morning after pill?
I bet a guy could be masturbating under the table now and people would just think he was clapping along.
We're playing Big Buck Hunter to determine who buys the next pitchers. And they said video games wouldn't help me later in life
i'm using my hot pot to make jello shots in a muffin tin. i'm never ever graduating.
You make shower sex sound like waterboarding
Great. I get laid, Leslie Nielsen dies. I can't have have sex anymore, the film community can't take another loss like this.
A man and his most likely hooker just bought us Taco Bell.
okay the fridge is completely filled only with alcohol. Not even exaggerating. There is no food.
Sometimes I wonder if we're going to make it to 40.
How's everyone else's ass tattoo today?
He held my hand in public and I nearly came. Like he needs to be inside of me yesterday.
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
They made Game of Thrones Oreos. Kill me.
when I found u, u were using a t-shirt for pants
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