you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
When he took off his pants i accidently shouted "that is one small wiener," and thats when he left
you'd think someone with a dick that small would take what he could get
It's like Facebook knows when I'm about to masturbate and tells me to reconnect with exes.
eating kraft dinner with my face. no forks.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
So apparently I ended up throwing my clothes in the toilet after getting kicked out of TQ and ran around the neighborhood in my boxers. Works gonna suck hard once this hangover kicks in. Also: I lost a shoe so looks like flipflops for the rest of winter
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
He threw a twenty at the stripper and asked for change
well did he get it
....yes
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
You're lucky I'm holding your vagina in my best interests
all i know is that i woke up at 12:00 am in a shower with egg shell in my hair. i am 90% sure you are responsible.
you don't need to worry about using proper grammar if you're asking for the size of his dick.
100000% expect a picture of my ass in them
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