She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
You supply the liquor and I'll "accidently" forget my bathing suit.
Deal!
this study room smells like vodka
the study room thinks the same about you
His housemate was playing a sad violin solo for me on my way out. God I hate musicians.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Oh no I havn't even told you about the naked asians yet
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
the meat mosque collapsed into the alcohol moat
Dude, if she brings up the lube, you know nothing
It was perfect I came I passed out in his comfortable bed then a glass of jack Daniels fell from the bed post and spilled all over my face
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
I'm hungover from arbor mist I'm so white
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
You were supposed to behave this weekend.
But... naked.
I'm trying to be sexual and you're sending me smashmouth lyrics
Randomize
