waiting in line for my ID. the kid in front of me reaks of hopes and dreams and hornyness-- freshmen by calvin klein
I hope as the only other living being in this apartment you can explain to me why the toilet was full of cheerios this morning.
We found him. 8 blocks away from the bars and almost at his parent's house. On the verge of tears.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
dude, I feel like I need to get my gf's roommate a gift. something that says, sorry you walked in on me getting blown. suggestions?
I waxed the left side of it and was in too much pain to do the right side so my crotch looks like cruella devil
He's acting like I should like him more than vodka and Taco Bell, but I just don't ser that happening.
Holy shit I'm 26! That took an embarrassingly long time to figure it out, I need to keep buyin weed from this kid
idk i just feel really unsatisfied. like something's missing from my life... maybe it's chicken nuggets...
Oh and it took quite a bit of doing, but I managed to wipe my butt with the hat you left in my car
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
Change of plans & whoring it up tonight
I peed on his bed and he still likes me. #keeper
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