Question: does he have any sense of self image? He looks slightly like he crawled out of the Euphrates after living as a fish for 20 years
Ive been sitting around naked watching magic on youtube.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
I legitimately sent him a storybook of naked pictures.
Making cookies for neighbors. Spill beer all over dough. Bake anyways. From good neighbors back to the shitty college kids next door in under 3 seconds.
You've thrown off my entire schedule. Usually SATURDAYS are my "try to hide the jizz on my leggings" days
Instead of more alcohol, I decided to drink tea. Lets slow clap it out for me
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Next time a party gets busted lets get a group photo first.
I'm sorry but if you can talk well enough to critique his oral game, he clearly needs the pointers.
It's a good thing you're straight. You'd make a horrible lesbian.
Last time I "ran into him" I ended up with the clap and had to explain why the ladder was missing from the garage.
I still have to bake cookies and shave my legs so Mike can have MILF & cookies when he gets home.
I just choked eating whip cream from the can, and peed a little because I was coughing so hard. How am I still single.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
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