just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
Tip #47, don't trim the bush when you have the shakes!
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
I could make wine with my vomit
I think I know how big ted kennedy's penis is.
Just tipped at a bar in cheerios. Suck it.
Thinking about adopting a 16 yr old here. Her name is Abby and she likes vodka. We've bonded. I need a sober driver n e ways...
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
Your little brother is asking me for an "expert opinion" on his dick size.
Say what you will, but only I can throw up on someone's door and make it look like art.
That's the last time I'm letting you drink that apple vodka
So my family just woke up on Easter morning and shared a bowl. That's bonding😊
Im pretty sure I didnt bang him becasue I woke up at 6am to him jerking off with a fleshlight right next to me in bed ... He made himself cum and was moaning my name ... MOST AKWARD EXPIERENCE OF MY LIFE
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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