can you come get me and bring me shorts and a shirt
maybe shoes and water too
oh and maybe a noose to hang myself
Im starting to think including a smiley face in texts may or may not be a code for 'lets have sex'
Im going to research this theory. . .
There's just this way he looks at me that makes me want to suck his soul out through his dick.
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
found out this morning via facebook that the guy i met last night has a wife and a baby and he took me to his apartment where he takes girls to cheat on his wife
i mean you met him at the daytona 500
hell no. last time, i couldn't pee straight for a week.
And a psychic told me I was pregnant and I am just so over life right now.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
You are the only one who would stop a bum, tell him to open up, then pour straight vodka in his mouth. You made his year.
Just got my first unemployment direct deposit!!!' celebrating at the beach
Me toooooo!! Margaritas
I never knew being a drain on a functioning society would feel so good
Just did the walk of shame in front of his dad while I was wearing his gym shorts and my heels from graduation last night. Keep it classy '12
BoomCity!!!
You don't have to text me that every time you have sex. I already heard you ring the gong.
I said that I'm avoiding parties and guys, and the freshman girl just laughed
Come over. We're getting stoned and watching DogTV
just like fucking own it. stare that cop in the eye and just keep masturbating "yeah motherfucker Im high as shit and this feels great"
Randomize
