Yeah....I really appreciate it....I didn't even get it from hooking up....lame, atleast if a girl gets u sick when u r hooking up it was fun in its inception...
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
i am pretty sure she ate my hamster last night. i am thinking this because she left me a note that says she ate my hamster and my hamster is no longer in its hamster cage.
Ok seriously I'm living off of bologna but I have 4 handles in the freezer.
Can u check his last FB check in, then come pick me up from there. Blame it on the tequila
Myy bathroom floor makes me think I'm on Mars. Also. Did you realize that yesterday we perfected thee mind high-five??
I think I may have accidentally stepped in fire
Happy anniversary, did you sign and mail in the divorce papers yet?
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
sometimes you just have to listen to beyonce and cry. that's how life works
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
I visited the library for the first time in my college career tonight and I got laid. I think I'm gonna come back...
Randomize
