just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
saw you walking with that piece of shit
and that piece of shit just read that
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
we put the last xanax in the middle and played hungry hungry hippos to see whod get it
fair is fair
I woke up this morning with my hair wrecked, a split lip, and an "H" on my right knee and a "I!" on my other knee.
I know now the amount of smoke it takes to set off the fire alarm....no longer worried about using the bong...not even close
So are you still down for me to come stay with you and just have sex on vicodin all weekend?
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You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
My serious response to your Cathy tattoo inquiry- Do you ever want to get laid by someone not wearing a Blossom style bucket hat? Tattoo accordingly.
Do they make liter beers?
They make 40s
Do they make 2 liter beers
They make 2 40s
You know you had a good time when you get the wheelchair treatment in Mexico back to your cruise.
We had sex on his grandparents floor... the taxidermy deer was staring at me the whole time!
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
I don't want them thinking I'm like, "Mm, yeah, kitchenware in my ass please."
this poor kid thinks hes going to have his first time with both of us
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