Getting fucked up met up rando with a girl I confesswed my love for last night. weird, going with it
he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
they shut off the water. shaving my legs with soda. that desperate.
I've awoken at 3am again, in a night terror, just thinking about how big his dick was.
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
Home safe. Took me everything not to stop and pick up some random cat that looked like an ocelot tho.
Nope. Too hot. We just sat in my tub with cold water spraying on us drinking coronas. This summer heat is killing my libido slowly
i found out she really is a mensa member
so she was the smartest passed out on the floor hair encrusted in vomit girl at the party
So far in the last ten minutes I have tried to pour cereal into a plate. Today's gonna be a great day.
Just watched a girl lose her dignity at the corner...it's not even midnight
You threw up a gallon of vomit. I really have never seen anything like it in my decade of partying.
Dont... please don't. Don't fuck him on his bean bag bed
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
After we finish having sex, he smokes an honest to God pipe. It's like fucking a big, sexy Sherlock Holmes...
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