If your 8 lb baby was ham it would serve 6-8 people
When she can manipulate the direction of her leg hair, you know its time to leave
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I literally recorded a toilet flushing to make it his ringtone to remind me what a piece of shit he is
His penis will pick the quickest route to vagina. it's like an biological onstar.
And theres a reasonable expectation that if you're fighting over a pair of yoga pants on the ground at VS someones gonna videotape it
Yah, I guess one silver lining is I'd never seen a full water cooler get thrown down a flight of stairs, gotta appreciate the little things
The blow job award ceremony was a little much. You guys didn't need to call out what happened the night before.
What? How can you say that? You won!
best eviction party ever.
it wasn't an eviction party you asshole, you just happened to get yourself evicted during the party.
He wants Portugal to lose so badly he threw out all the sangria. You know how depressing it is to watch someone dump 4 gallons of heaven?
I found a hair colour I want in a porn.
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
Only good thing about being an essential worker is that I have a letter allowing me to cross the bridge into jersey to get booze
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