Dual....:-)
Bts the comment you were making during that picture was "look we have penises"
At what point did I decide it would be a good idea to fill my contact case with vodka
my breakfast just consisted of gushers (made with real fruit!) and they're trying to tell me im not eating right?
And we hooked up in the carwash. I told you our creative juices were flowing today.
i woke up to him dangling his cock in front of my face
we are torturing ourselves with these mediocre cocks
The good news is the house is clean, the bad news is someone redecorated the bonus room by spray painting "free willy" on the wall in honor of the girl who passed out in there last night.
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
He did leave his bud tall boy and 2 choco tacos, so not a total loss.
Just letting everyone know that I am still alive after last night. On a related note, this is the 15th "I'm not dead!" mass text I've sent. You've got to celebrate the little things.
Side note, from now on any snap chat I get that isn't interesting enough... Is getting a dick in response. Judge your snaps accordingly
what color bed sheets say meditative warrior but also welcome to my sex dungeon...
navy blue
The fact that you have an answer to that is why we are friends...
Are you ok? Who pooped in my office?
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