Hi, this is ****, we hooked up a few weeks ago. I was wondering, do you have any STDs?
Dude, I don't think I'll ever be able to find a girl for me...
Is this the gay conversation?
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
u think ur still drunk from last night? i just put the eggs in the freezer and the remote in the sink. I don't wanna fucking hear it.
I can hear her moaning. I'm on some random guy's counter. He wanted me to cuddle but I said I didn't know how.
He said female orgasms are a myth and refuses to even try to give me one.
The bellhop gave us weed in our keycard envelop. We went down to tip him and he apparently never gets that so he just gave us more weed. Kentucky is strange
My god this is going to ruin whatever Vegas left of our souls...
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
tonight at the bar some people told me that I have a sprit following me around.. that's the kind of shit that you laugh off till you're home alone.
We both fell asleep mid-handjob and he continued to call it "handjob halftime".
I guess I'm an especially affectionate person under the influence of tequila.
I sit across from him at graduation so I get to stare at him and think about how I fucked his step brother and laugh to myself
I experienced pure joy just moments ago when I looked down and saw that I had another pop tart to consume down my mouth hole.
The expiration date on my 40 is the same day as my 21st birthday
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