Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
Just because he's a soilder doesn't mean his dick is a hero.
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
They were going around the house breaking things and screaming "Not my house!"
Do you remember that time on the drunk bus when I kept thanking the bus driver for serving our country?
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
He came on my face. Threw a towel at me. Stole my weed. And left. I thought this would be over after we graduated?
I'm starting to think my role in the world is to inject batshit crazy, mentally unbalanced chicks with a dose of normal sperm.
its cute though when you google his name more than one mug shot comes up from different states
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
He stopped mid thrust ... To check snap chat .. From his roomie
I’ve been home 1 day and already had sex with my ex and got a blowie from her cousin and currently I’m getting molested by a cougar at the bar!!!! Plenty to give thanks for this year!!!!
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