Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
we lost you for like an hour and then found you at some dive bar trying to teach dance lessons
I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
im trying not to drink and cry in the same night anymore. i'll let you know how it goes
you were wandering around the street for like an hour singing "nothing but socks on"..an original you wrote after the 12th shot i believe
There is a 15" subwoofer mounted inside our fridge. I've never been more proud of myself.
I decided they need a food cart that just roams around the library like the cotton candy people at the circus. But with real food. like tacos cause it sounds delicious.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I told him I had AIDS after he bit me. His dad cried. I think I just ruined the little guy's 3rd birthday, but he had in coming.
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
Idk I somehow continue to get laid by pulling my dick out and reciting the 3 world country orphan kid commercials
i really need to shower, but i don't want to take off my bra and lose my cleavage. the struggle
I'm covered in glow paint and I can't find my shirt. So, successful night
Don't tell me you're on acid again
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