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(716): View more from New York

i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly

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halfway through eating me out he goes 'oh that reminds me i have to buy fish for good friday'

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(731): View more from Tennessee

Bro if you don't text me back I'm gonna send you a picture of my nut sack every ten seconds for the rest of the night. I'm home alone with nothing to do. Don't push me.

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(506): View more from New Brunswick

he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead

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(214): View more from Texas

How do you confess that you've had phone sex with your fiancé's brother's ex-girlfriend's new guy she's dating who has also slept with your best friend?

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