Some girl just toasted to friendship and love. I want to break her neck.
The sex was so not worth the four dollars it cost to drive over the bridge
Random 1st period thought: do you think she could put "had a threesome" on her resume?
no one will drink with you if you continue to listen to beyonce
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
Whatever, she only has 293 friends, she cant afford to be defriending me..
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
Don't ask me how, but I have a squirrel in my backpack and I don't know what to do with it.
No I got myself stoned. With her bowl. She was just a casualty of the War on Sobriety.
Seriously, this trumpet player gives me chills. Might be the drugs.
Was considering going to moonshine but I think I'm just gonna stay home and drink beer because there is no law against partial nudity here.
I'd love you more if you were covered in hot cheetos
Something is wrong here. The birds are chirping and I'm not fucking you, I'm not getting head and I don't smell bacon. Why am I up this early then?
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