when we were having sex and i started crying and telling you i missed you..why couldnt you stop and tell me how you felt or make me feel better?you kept going...
Drunk and had dance off with 8 year old. Lost. Still drinking
get to allyx's house asap
Ok is everything ok
Yeah, theres just lesbians
omg yes on my way
I really need to find better places to throw up. I would like to be able to use the bathroom sink the next morning for brushing my teeth
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
And he was super vague about his life, it was frustrating. I totally boned a homeless guy, didn't I?
He told me I was the only person he wanted to fuck in his rental mini van. Thats so romantic for a fuck buddy relationship.
The ONE weekend I don't put anything up my nose, and it decides to bleed like crazy
Walk of shame dressed as a Christmas tree, it happened. Ho ho ho bitches
So never has there been a greater Valentine's Day gift than you actually putting a new roll of toilet paper on for me after using the old roll up! You didn't even use the new roll. You clearly put that on from a gentleman's standpoint vs. a selfish standpoint. I love you!!!!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
First day back to class and I have already pulled out the hard liquor
Someone just asked me why I drink so much. Im gonna slap a bitch
How are they?
Amazing! These new boobs are going to break blouse buttons and wedding vows!
Well, not only did I find out the Top Knight has roof access, I also let a guy I just met eat me out on the roof. Seems like a lot of wins if you ask me.
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