im surounded by vag. Like smog aound LA, i am suffocating in an atmosphere of pussy
Ever have the mailman look at you like youre a chronic masterbator. I have.
Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I just woke up under a kitchen table with my sandals taped to my feet and a corona bottle taped to my hand..
look to my right... shes dancing like she's playing dance dance revolution and her character is a retarded, drunken moose
A disheveled girl in front of me just looked down, shrieked, and yelled to the girl next to her "what is this" while pointing at two large white stains near the crotch of her black jeans. I love that Thursdays are weekends, it makes awesome Friday mornings
As of tonight I have officially had sex during every Disney movie.
im pretty sure thats the first step to being a pedafile
The secrurity code on my debit card is 420, can not lose this card.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
He might have if you were a little more subtle about your feelings instead of telling everyone multiple times how much you wanted his dick
He looks like he'd be great Lego character.
But college guys get to crossfade so there's that
No idea what that is
Like getting bent? When you drink and smoke together...
I'm 30 stop using your cool kids words
I just got a rock from a customer. Weirdest. Tip. Ever.
It was a good thing I was on the balcony flashing those guys or I would have never seen her skipping to his car
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