do you know why "how to shave your balls" is bookmarked on my computer?
I figured he was gay when I walked in on him working out to Flirty Girl Fitness.
Who was that guy you went home with?
Hang on, I'm trying to ask his name right now.
Can you confirm that Victor fucked a girl for Jack in the Box tacos?
I cannot, but I know he fucked a girl for a Nerf hoop and a "Kingpin" dvd.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Babe. Honestly. Trust me. Your balls are not that big. And i'm eager.
let's just say I never want to get pulled over and have to explain to the cop why I'm wearing a false beard again.
You woke me up at 2 am to tell me I could pee in a golf club if I wanted to.
I took a cab from the club to the grocery store. I needed peanut butter.
That girl definitely just ate a hot dog and stared straight in to my eyes.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
Do it break your family into faction start a civil war
PSA. Do not shart while wearing a jock strap at work. That is all.
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