Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
It's official. Every guy I've slept with has been to jail.
I was happy to be the center of attention..until i realized why everyone was staring
Girl in front of me has spent the class alternating between playing farmville and the tiffany's website looking at engagement rings. Every once in a while she holds her hand up to the screen.
She doesn't deserve the breathe the same air that we do.
She just bought a cow and we've moved on to looking at wedding dresses.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Exactly. wat kind of friend would i be if i even pretended to give a shit about ur problems
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I walked in and saw him spread eagle on the couch beatin it, while he just pet the dog that sat there and stared. mom was pissed
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
What's an appropriate gift to bring to my boyfriend's wife's baby shower?
Shame?
You showed up at 4 am holding a beer and wearing a wig you apparently found in the dumpster.
That explains some things...
Is constant horniness a medical condition? Because a husband, a boyfriend and an office side piece should be enough penis for one girl - but they’re not :-(
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