kill, fuck, marry: alice cullen, hermione granger, ginny weasley.
damn... fuck alice for sure, I feel bad but i think I have to say marry ginny... and kill hermoine! I can't believe I'm answering this right now.
you washed your face with toilet water last night.. i tried to stop you but you wouldn't have it.
You said I was the most beatiful preggers youve ever seen...im not pregnant
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
dude just did a line with screech. dude is fucking creepy
I'm going to see if it catches on fire again, then I'll make the decision.
He only had napkins in the bathroom... no toilet paper. If I fuck him, am I settling?
He just showed me how to break a chop stick with his ass.
There should be a company that sends nadgrams. They're like candy grams except the recipient gets kicked in the balls.
Oh my god he's laying on a longboard singing the song from cool runnings.
Plus it's a good way to scope out guys. Have them fight for you, like real males do in nature.
So was it everything you dreamed it would be
I puked.
Twice.
So is that a yes?
i guess she just walked over ass naked and peed on his laptop. gonna call an over price on that drunk sex.
Why did my mother make you get naked?
If hypothetically I needed to puke on the bus... how would I go about doing this.
Randomize
