I have one thing to say: spongebath.
I wish that wasn't all you had to say. And by that, I mean I wish you hadn't said that at all.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
He looked at me like he has never had a girl throw up on him before.
I'd like to personally thank you for not letting anyone puke in any of the salad bowls this time
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I know this is random but to this day I regret not having sex with you on that atv on the top of that mountain underneath the American flag.
i ordered 6 shots "to go" what did you think was going to happen!
Exactly, there's no such thing as commitment at foam n' glow
We're both clumsy. What does this imply for our kids?
Helmets.
There has been a song made about you fucking his roommate.
It's destiny.
Between the deep breathing and nipple piercings , I thought I was in the twilight zone
On a scale of "huh, that's interesting" to "holy porn stars, batman". How good?
Definitely closer to "holy porn stars, batman".
I'm going to draw something on my chest and I need to incorporate my nipples. Any ideas?
I regret nothing
Not even Married Dan?
I regret one thing
Randomize
