4:33 am: Sleep on left side of my bed. T-shirts are second drawer on left side, boxers top right. I don't wake up when lights are on so feel free in my room..
do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
Is it awkward that I've slept with every guy in this room?
Only if they know about it too.
oh great, iTunes now thinks im gay.
It never fails.. every time I have a dick in my mouth he calls me.
i like feelif swiord YOU ARE A GOD
For sure. Gotta go. Building an igloo.
Nothing like a false "my-dad-found-my-weed" alarm on Christmas day.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
So are we just not going to talk about the time I came home to you jerking it in the kitchen?
maybe facebook could make a notification like "someone tagged a photo of that guy you used to bang and still think is really hot with his shirt off"
And that is why I love you so much. You have the same cold black heart as me.
Can you send me the picture you took of me smoking a joint with the cat make-up on?
You can't just drop that I might be walking into a foursome and leave it at that
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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