hey i know this is weird but does alcohol affect pregnancy tests?
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
So many tools at one table, you'd enjoy my italian family
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
You just kept yelling, "THAT'S THE POWER OF PINESOL, BABY!"
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Drinking gin at a party, riding a giant inflatable walrus all around the living room.
I want to throw pennies on her stage, or just ripping up a dollor bill and throw them one at a time.
The problem is that you are trying to hold on to some dignity. Let it go. I hope your rash gets better.
I know. His dick was small at the top and got bigger at the bottom, like a fucking curling wand.
We need to get Harry and Lloyd's tuxedos from Dumb and Dumber. I feel like this is a vital thing that is missing from our lives.
Please note that in response to your post about your dog's jaws clamped hard around a stick, I did not comment, "Takes after his dad." You're welcome.
On a serious note, don't let me forget to tell you about firecracker baseball. I'm glad I have my fingers. I had to count them.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
You're like a care bear with a big cock & a sexual prowess that would put the mighty Thor to shame.
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