what do kids with lesbian moms do for father's day? like do you talk about it? is it awkward? do you get the butchy mom a card?
Wine + wine + wine + wine + bud light = puke.
the world took limewire and four lokos away from me in one week....hello depression
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
well i did drunkenly flip his snowmobile going 90, so i can kind of see why hes mad
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
just printed out my drug dealers resume for him. guess the ecstasy scene slows down when kids move back home for the summer...
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
Oh yeah and one of the strippers brought you chips and water when you were passes out next to the toilet. So that was nice
I drank so much that my feet don't feel like my feet
Sex and bbq. He sure knows how to make a girl feel special
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
when i woke up with rugburns on the tops of my feet, knees, and chin i was a little confused. and then i remembered i had sex with him in his friends walk in closet.
the orange of my hangover Tang is hurting my eyes... my coworkers knew it was hangover Tang too.
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