I just put a picture of what I imagine Rob's dick looks like on it on my vision board. thank you Oprah!
you know you made it when your beer pong table is made from imported italian hardwood
I NEVER left your party last night of anyone asks.
Yeah, I didn't wake up handcuffed to my bed either.
Whore. There is deli meat in my wallet.
How do I discreetly dispose of sex toy packaging that is recyclable? What to do...what to do?
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
I just swallowed some ecstasy stuck in my nose from last night. Work should be interesting.
If I die, let him know that his penis was the last penis I saw. And I'm happy about that.
I don't even remember what he looks like. All I know is he's 6 foot 100. I like that.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
I was shitfaced. I filled my contact case WITH TANNING LOTION
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
Also your Swedish friend who's name I don't remember is really good in bed.
*Norwegian
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