Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
He posted on my wall. Idk if I'm ready for that big of a commitment.
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
he proceeded to grab my vagina through my leggings in the middle of the dance floor. strangely enough I was okay with it
At some point last night Lemondrops turned into me doing shots of vodka and eating sugar packets at the bar.
Your cat is quite the conversationalist after some tequila and shrooms
... why is there a bottle of pee on my headboard?
Well watching will be involved...it'll just most likely be of me licking your penis instead of me trying to understand how Hans Solo goes up against the Galactic Empire...
I was drunk while I accepted my job offer. Here's to growing up.
My bank account got hacked so he showed up with a 6 pack wearing a superman cape to cheer me up and you question why I love him?
I asked Tony because I knew he wouldn't give me a lecture about consequences
???? Tony IS a lecture about consequences
Open the door and I will lure them out to freedom with viagra and candy orange slices. You know they love that shit.
wtf why is there glitter all over my dog
It was a glorious ass. He has amazing hands. I want to fuck him until he can't do math anymore.
I just found a samari sword in the couch. I'm about to take like 5 shots and pretend to be captain jack sparrow
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