p.s. this guy just tipped me with ecstasy pills. is this real life
After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
omg kevin jonas gave his bride a glass slipper..could he be any gayer then he is now
he is so gay. he makes clay aiken look straight. what is wrong with the lady that married him? kevin must be envious of her balls
Oh the joys of strong arming a man into exclusivity
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I wonder if they have a "21st birthday" section in the hospital..
Just had to find a way to explain to the border patrol that we were coming into canada "for about a half hour to have one last under 21 drink before kendals birthday at midnight." He said ok and told us where the closest bar was. Nice man.
He was making Jim beam nachos. Chips soaked in whiskey with cheese
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
11:30 you texted me saying he was on his way. 11:37 you said, "Oh my God that was terrible."
What are best friends for?
Picking your clothes up from a one night stand you had nearly 2 months ago
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
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