I don't care how ugly she is, I can't turn down a free movie +bj. In this economy that's downright irresponsible
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I told my mom I had sex with him and even SHE was proud. Now that's saying something.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
Apparently she ran into the Emergency Room declaring "ROOM, PLEASE" as if she were checking herself into Holiday Inn.
Do you have any idea how hard it is to iphone keyboard type "roflcopter" when intoxicated?
Why am I sticky / covered in baby Tylonel?
Well we went from the roof to the stairwell to an air mattres. One day were going to fuck in a bed
IT IS EARTH DAY, RECORD STORE DAY, 4/20 EVE, AND SATURDAY ALL AT THE SAME TIME!
I should get him a card "thanks for letting me use you for your penis on and off as I see fit and for being a nice guy. My boobs and I appreciate your loyalty and dedication"
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
He really only has clothes, like 4 boogie boards, and a bong here.
There is a time and place for BDSM, in-between disney sing-alongs is not one of them.
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
Well, I like big penises but it's not like he walks around with it out or anything so yes I think he has beautiful eyes
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