last week i woke up at this guys house...this week i woke up at his ex girlfriends
so this rather large man keeps buying us drinks.......then he licked my face....i dont really care though because the drinks are good. Is this bad?
she is the female version of PC from the mac and pc commercials..i'll still hit tho
A-plus on my thesis. I deserve the blowjob to end all blowjobs. And I wanna wear a crown while you do it.
I left two shots of jager for you guys when you wake up from your death. Do with it as you wish
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Did you hear about Miss Teen Delaware? From the snippet they played on the radio, I knew exactly what porn company it was from. Maybe I should cut back
I have a spatula mark on my ass. He spanked me with a spatula. Take that Rachel Ray.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
Your roommates will be treating you to many anecdotes about my intentions to have aggressive sex with you. I'm sorry in advance.
He just said "I know you want my cock" and I said nah. I want food bro
Don't do him, he's a Dolphins fan! A FUCKING DOLPHINS FAN!
Drunk and bowling. Only good things can come of this
this old people party is bangin. they have apple cider with everclear in it
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
Randomize