All I know is that if italians start TIME TRAVELLING were all in a lot of trouble paizon
He looks like he got hit by a weed-eater with chlamydia
Yeah.. he went to Tebow in the middle of the crosswalk and got hit by a cab... The yellow ones really don't stop
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
Theres either a bag of coke in my pocket or a bag of anthrax, either way last night got way to serious
I'm not wearing a bra, watching Netflix and eating gushers. I don't know a better way to spend a hangover.
Hes wearing a shirt that says warning shitshow and i cant help but think his attorney made him wear it so ppl know the dangers.
Whatever happend to that lawsuit where he got sued for shittig in that fish tank
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I climbed out a window to pee last night because i thought i was locked in the room... Then crawled back in and went to bed. The poor neighbors.
I bought a vibrating wall dildo with my tax return. You?
my throat is bruised, my back is scarred, my vagina feels like it's going to fall off.. you're like godzilla. you destroy everything.
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
I've reached the last of the wine in my cup so now I have to sit up in my bed to get it through the crazy straw
I just smoked weed out of a tomahawk, then chased an armadillo with said tomahawk, I love my life.
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