it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I just had a cup of orange juice and thought it didnt taste right. It didnt have vodka in it.
After we did it I noticed she was wearing the same underwear as last night.
That's why you don't sleep with the same girl two nights in a row man!
I had to ask him for the scissors while I was in the shower. My hood piercing was stuck in my loofah.
It'd be a romantic, consensual abduction
you got us kicked out of the restaurant for trying to pee in the trash can.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
You got a blow job by a girl whose nickname is "the terrible tooth"?! You are a brave man.
I'm getting turned down for sex. Apparently my "sexual appetite" cannot be satiated even by a man who's such a deviant he went to prison for jerking off in his car.
He made me put my cow print vest and my cowboy hat from my ' sheriff woody' costume and said I'll show you a woody. What I charmer huh!? I love make up sex
So when did "Are you okay?" translate into "Don't tell me you got fucked by another rando after another rager"?
You know. You being in a happy healthy relationship is REALLLYY cutting into our drinking alone together time.
That man fucks like a champ. The sex was so good I did him again in the morning just to be sure
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