OMFG, I'm seriously about to get fairly unpolite with this guy.
Wow. I bet he's shakin' in his boots.
Fuck him tonight for the both of us. We're still tag-teaming in spirit.
I feel like after all he sees, the dog needs to get baptized.
there's a sledge hammer in the bottom of the swimming pool... so whatever happened last night was probably awesome
I just had a formal request to dress as a boyscout for my meeting with Legal on Friday. From Legal. Time to go home.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Don't think anyone else in the building has a lunchbox full of yay
Hey there's a sandwich in there too!
I was hoping for a marriage proposal... Or at least an offer to sleep in his bed.
You kept yelling "NO CAPES" at me for no apparent reason
When confronted with a choice of going home or fucking the band ALWAYS FUCK THE BAND!!
And then he said, "let's have sex and I'll send you home with enchiladas."
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
I've been sleeping with the same person for about two months now, I think I know a little bit about stability and commitment.
Is it just me or did we have a heart to heart talk while you were naked last night?
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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