i found her turbo button.....if you know what i mean.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
She had a maple leaf tattoo behind her ear and told me she liked my "playoff beard".
Only in Canada would your laziness be applied to hockey and rewarded.
My therapist told me it was ok for me to "take risks" now. Cue the hookers and blow.
She just did a bodyshot off herself. I don't care that it's only seven thirty, come pick her up.
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
On a side note I think I burnt my eyebrow when we "teter-totered" into the fire
Just think, this time last Cinco de Mayo you were holding me up and finding me passed out in the yard of that house.
He came to my house drunk at two a.m., got in the hot tub, refused to get out until he smoked a blunt, and said "That's what brothers and sisters are for."
I'm sitting on the floor singing Bruno mars while they cook and occasionally pet me
A unicorn in pinstripe pants just got on the J at Dolores stop. It can only be a good night
YOU CAN'T GET A TATTOO BECAUSE OF KPOP FANFICTION. THAT'S NOT HOW LIFE WORKS
You should come over tomorrow. Wine, pizza and my vagina. Those are all great things.
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
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