He bought me ice cream and then I gave him a bj
I think that's fair trade off
dude on moped wearing crocs...somebody get this guy his man card back
He sent me a video of himself jacking off. I am not kidding.
WTF??? Isn't he married??
Yeah but his wife is at a birthday party and I guess he's bored. LOL
I can totally hide my daquiri in my sling.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
just because she blew him doesn't mean she knows his name.
He went around feeding all the high kids pretzels. He's like their god now
you vomited through the snorkel and onto the back of your head. it was truly amazing
I'm pretty sure that when my parents bought me those savings bonds they thought it would go towards something useful like tuition. Not your bail.
I told you I'd buy you lunch.
Santa brought me a 1.75 of wine, and a liter of patron. I probably won't remember Christmas, so don't ask me how it was tomorrow.
I literally put my pussy on his sideburns, it was awkward
There's a lil minaj in everyone
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Btw I'm currently writing a paper in a beer garden. Be proud.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
Want to meet at a cool spot and just park like cops side-by-side and you can eat some potatoes and I can smoke a cigarette in your face?
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