Make me a promise>>> if you ever see the brats from that tv show NYC Prep walking around, you will trip them, and you wil throw drinks on them
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
I had a dream last night that you and me were eating cheesecake and according to my FATHER I was moaning really loud in my sleep. I seriously have issues.
God gave him joint rollers for hands
Sometimes turtles just really trip me out man
Treating myself to outback while reading the entire manual that comes with my birth control in public. Is this what single has come to?
We ended up on their roof with our pants around our ankles shotgunning beers at one point.
If I died tonight, I'd be content knowing you were the last person to see my boobs.
Left Las Vegas at 2:30 am, woke up at 11 AM at a Barstow gas station with the Valet from Ceaser' palace snoring in the backseat and no memory of how we got there. I felt like Raoul Fucjing Duke right then and there.
I really need to get a comfy set of masturbating shoes
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
I woke up wearing nothing but my red thigh high socks and a blue wig. I have no idea what happened.
Wait, you met him on Onlyfans? The guy from last night? Which one of you is the fan?
Because one of you banged your stalker
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