I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
yo im tryna cop a beej tonight
i just woke up i smell like fire, i have bruises on both knees and one elbow, i have a lighter and nip of smirnoff blueberry in my bed, rug burn on one hip and about 12 pics of you and me on my camera-this needs to stop happening
yea ive got to shower which is going to be painful given the skin burns from the blowup obstacle course races last night
i've already watched her fall off the steps, walk up on our porch and try to dance with the dog, and stumble across the street to stand outside the neighbors window...is it taking it too far to watch this rando girl and some guy have sex behind our parking lot now?
MTV Made just made me cry. Where have all of my life goals gone?
While I was banging her, her cell rang. She checked to see who it was, answered it, and moaned, "I'm dumping you."
this morning i checked my reflection in the toilet as i was throwing up to make sure i still had my pearl earrings on
I would not wish his dick upon my worst enemy
We've been here for ten minutes. She told me I wasn't "Irish enough", licked my tits, and then sprinkled green glitter on them.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
reason #1 why i should never live alone: i haven't put pants on since she left 26 hours ago. and ive made spaghetti 3 times.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
I'm totally picking out my shrooming outfit and blankets right now
Any luck with the purse?
No, though I did find her weed. Also her sons name is King. I'm uncertain how I feel about that
Bro I rebuilt the dungeon in animal crossing visit me
Broooo
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