There is something about drinking on a golf course and getting with younger women that just really makes me feel at home.
i was so drunk he made me beileve the song was called "thanksgiving sex."
do you have any idea how expensive it is to have the munchies at Disneyland?
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
well right now he's telling us a story how he befriended a racoon
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
there may or may not be knives in your bed. I would check
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
I'm gonna have to flying elbow somebody tonight in memory of Macho Man
Have u seen my thong? Last time i saw it was drenched in vodka and on his brothers broken lamp.
Nah but tell him his boxers made it to the basement
so let me get this straight... she's showing a cameltoe that can be seen from the space station and I'm NOT supposed to stare?
I’m going to try to be less of a cryptic bitch this week. Should be nice.
Had a vaginal orgasm. I feel like I made sex my bitch.
I shamewalked barefoot this morning and the Dos Equis delivery guy judged the shit out of me.
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