there's a guy here who looks like a hipster got a hold of obama and gave him a makeover.
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
Yeah, you spent an hour in front of the mirror trying to reenact the Sailor Moon theme song.
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
I'm standing in the shower drinking with the light off and a candle lit, listening to Amy Winehouse. Be proud.
Nothing quite like pre-gaming the Kentucky Derby with adderall and adderall. I'm fairly confident I could outrun all of these fucking horses in a foot race right now.
Every time I there's a break up, I'm left with an animal. That's it. No more mutual pets.
Well, I've taken the art of car peeing to new heights
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
SHUN THE NONBELIEVERS. THUS SAYS THE NIPPLE LORD
Another development in my life...I think I pulled a muscle in my neck from vomiting this weekend.
Did I put a bunch of spaghetti on you and then eat it off?!?
That you did
We're going to ride the bus of mixed signals all the way to unrequited love town and that's where I'm going to live my life and then die.
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