he wants to bone in the snuggie
my drunken desire to be gossip girl continues to ruin friendships for me
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
we are driving next to a guy driving and masturbating while looking at a naked magazine. I love LA
I know I'm really high but I swear I just saw him beating off to his fantasy football roster.
im contemplating emailing my dad and telling him how worthless i am and how sorry i am that he pays for my life...aka my bar tabs.
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
did the walk of shame through a baseball field. .A little league game was going on. Proceeded to buy a hot dog at the concession stand. the looks were priceless.
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
A gay black guy with blonde hair and a gold tooth just told me he would shit on my face.
Now it's a party.
I NEED ANOTHER LEVEL OF CAPS TO EXPRESS TO YOU THE MAGNITUDE OF MY FADDEDNESS
Why is it that every study session with you turns into a hunt for drugs?
What kind of paramedic is he, some dude is dying back there and he's trying to get laid
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
11:30pm - Shots together. 12:15pm Shots together. 12:45pm Shots together. 9:30am Plan B's together.
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