just upper decked a verizon store cause they don't cover against "getting phone crushed by a keg." had to pay 175 for a new one
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Tommorow.Eggs Benedict and surprise blowjob day
Favor? Can you not wear as much glitter on your face this time? Walking in the house looking like a disco ball was enough embarrassment for the week 😒
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
if masturbating while stoned isn't called "weed whacking" then i just don't know how to live my life anymore
Wait, tell the rest at happy hour. I wanna be able to interrupt you with my loud cackles and stupid questions.
Who knew wearing a toga outside would provide for and infinite amount of dick to choose fron
she fell asleep in a torn bush after playing cards at a nursing home.
I guess I just don't understand how the two main issues with your ex involve a cock ring and a Christmas tree
After all this I still can't spell gonorrhoea without autocorrect
These tits shall not be calmed
If he brings home bacon, dont let him leave. Dont screw this one up. this may be our last chance.
I'm not drunk or hungover and I don't have to work. My body is sooo confused!
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