bruce springsteen sings some of the most romantic songs i've ever heard.
the hells wrong with u
I just tried to pee in a pad to see if it was like a diaper. it's not.
i stuck my finger in my ass and it felt weird. but you know. it should be different when a guy does it right?
Rubbed one out while on hold to buy tickets to Disneyland. Feel simultaneously like a freak and strangely productive.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Bible prof is the guy I made out with at the gay bar on the fourth. He doesn't remember.
When he swipes my v card it will be comparable to my bat mitzvah. should I make sweatshirts or sweatpants?
That's fine. It's not illegal to bring ham into a museum.
He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx
I was totally pumped and so was my beard
When a guy invites you to dinner and breakfast the next day it's implied that he's going to make some sweet loving in betwixt correct?
I'm not over that dildo rifle story. I don't think I ever will be.
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
He tried to throw up into a beer bottle. It was a complete disaster. Vomit went everywhere. It put the Bellagio's fountain to shame.
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