Does having sex in the men's bathroom on the boardwalk count as having sex on the beach?
I told him next time he kisses her to remember where that mouth has been...
How'd that go?
Hes on his way with a baseball bat...
she just made me lysol my hands in order to touch her tits.
i woke up this morning cuddling with a 3 foot statue of Jesus. heaven here i come
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
I think i smell like relationship. That's my problem.
Just got home and found him passed out with his ass stuck in a Rubbermaid garbage can. He must have been like that for a few hours
No she left bc the of pic I have of my mom in my bathroom. She thought it was my gf
Why the hell do you have a picture of YOUR MOM in your bathroom?!?!
do you know how ratchet you have to be to get kicked out of a drag club on Halloween weekend??
I really want to throw this drink in your face but it was 6 dollars that shits expensive
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I have a 8 minute video of a fish tank on my phone.
We need to stop going to pet stores high.
I’m literally watching say yes to the dress, eating fancy cheeses with crackers, and I have orange dark chocolates. All of which is being washed down with merlot. And I’m 100% sure a porno is gonna go down next door tonight. They don’t have a car and arrived via taxi. Happy holidays from motel 6 Pendleton Oregon!
Im drunk taking pregnancy tests with this really hot girl...i dont know what is happening
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