Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
IM NOT LETTING YOU PEE ON ME IF THATS WHAT YOURE GETTING AT.
It was like little house on the drunk prairie.
does it count as a threesome if she tried to blow the dude who was passed out next to us?
He just found another high guy at wal-mart. There now friends. His friend is eating a cupcake
He has an intense fear that my cat will attack his balls while we're fucking
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Bed, food, and you got really nice boobs. That's it really. Foundations of friendship right there.
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
So I definitely tried to pay a cab with baseball tickets last night
10/10 would definitely still fuck you dressed as squirrel
Ive already seen two fights and a clown urinating in the middle of the street. Hello Halloween 2014.
I don't want to get pregnant doggy style. That's sad.
I hate how she's getting mean with age
Meh, you can't hate. That's our basic life goal and you know it.
We were getting breakfast he shit himself in the middle of ihop. Mid bite he just yells out o fuck.
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