It's hipsters with their motorcycle cop mustaches, moccasins, douchey irony, and department stores to supply their independent conformity
Something's gotta give!
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
just ate frosted cheerios in coffee with some marshmellows. the college diet begins
he had a TATTOO on his FACE. a tattoo on your face basically says "i've gone as far in society as i'd like to."
So somehow I got from NYC to a suburban town in the middle of Jersey. At 4am. Thank god there are trains that can rectify my mistakes...
It's like he's trying to get head in every car except his.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
Hey wes just called me saying he was asleep outside by the pond at my apt complex
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
He could smell the liquor on my breath. Fuck. I thought he would smell French toast.
Of the past 48 hours, 46 of them have been spent naked. I'd say it's been a good two days.
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
I just poured two shots of fireball into my Rapunzel mug I love finals.
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
He said they were his favorite shoes.. So I threw one down the sewer. Now he'll keep searching the house for the other one. Sweet silent revenge.
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